It’s a Farked Life!

And on the 8th day god said, ‘You’re all FARKED!’

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Entries from June 2008

Farked State of the World’s Starving People: A Poem, “Sing a New Song”

April 4th, 2008 · No Comments

This was a poem I wrote after watching a television documentary on the plight of starving people in Africa. You know the shows that all of us turn immediately when we see the broomstick thin Africans walking like zombies and dying of hunger and thirst? Yeah, one of those shows. I couldn’t remember ever sitting [...]

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Tags: dying painfully · dying unnecessarily · farked cultures · human drives

Human Drives, Sexual Impulsivity, Restroom Peepers

April 2nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

I guess that’s what you’d call it, sexual impulsivity.

I was at a mall here in Thailand. It had just opened up and there weren’t many people inside. I had to “boo-ut chee” - or “ching-chong” during the whole ride getting there so I promptly made my way to the restroom on the first floor. There [...]

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Tags: human drives · sexual topics