It’s a Farked Life!

Here’s a list of twenty-five things that piss me off to no end about whatever created this mess we’re all living in. Life is such a bizarre state to me, and it makes no sense whatsoever because I’ve come to the conclusion over years of thought that…

God, or whatever made humankind, the earth, the universe, anything that exists within or outside our universe… was or is:

1. Not good in any sense of the word.
2. Not available to gripe at. Or, is ignoring us.

So here’s twenty-five reasons I don’t believe God gives a shit…

1. Crackwhores can have babies. Your prostitute mom and degenerate dad could be mainlining crack AND heroin AND smoking PCP every single day for the last eight years, and now they have a brand new bouncing baby - YOU. How fucked is that?
2. Everything we do is a struggle - everything physical. We have gravity and friction acting on every single movement we make. We were born to struggle.
3. Internally our body temperature conflicts with our external environment - always. It’s never at equilibrium. It’s impossible. We’re always producing heat as a result of digesting our food and our cells going about their ‘normal’ activity.
4. The world’s population is at odds over religion - there are hundreds of very different beliefs about what is the truth. What else COULD result as a consequence of this? Religion is the strongest belief - moral belief that people have. It’s one that people will fight to the death to defend or attack others over.
5. Life isn’t fair if this is ‘it’. If there are many lives - sure, it could be fair… successive lives could result in a better state. But, none of us know that - so this life is unfair all 72 years we struggle through it without knowing any definite purpose for the struggle.
6. People have a need to identify with something greater than themselves to make them feel good about themselves or better about themselves. Guys watch football teams and are emotional about a bunch of assholes they don’t even know. Why? They feel better about themselves if they are knowledgeable about a group of people that they feel is better than them. They feel like they are special in some way. They identify with them and it makes them feel better. We love to identify with groups. Subcultures, Nationalism, religions…
7. Babies are born daily with major genetic deformities that create a life for them that is insanely difficult to overcome. They never overcome, they compensate, sucking it up - teasing from their friends, stares from adults and kids, and a feeling like they were farked from the beginning. Try as they will, they won’t come up with a ‘why’ except that they were just meant to get the dick-end of life while others have all their limbs, a healthy immune system, or whatever it is.
8. There aren’t any good role-models to look up to that have ‘made it’ in life, and yet retain a standard of morals of any consequence. Jimmy Swagart, Clinton, Pat Robertson (who just might be insane), and others. Who do we look to as a big-brother? Someone that we can say, he’s doing it… I want to be like THAT Christian. I can’t name anybody. Everyone falls off the path. If God isn’t even powerful enough to stop a guy from thinking with the alien between his thighs, then what good is he?
9. A spider, in trying to live another day traps insects or other small animals. The animal is caught in the web, struggling to free itself. It’s too late because the spider rushes over to bite it with it’s fangs. There is poison in the fangs which renders the insect more helpless than it is already. The spider then binds its prey with web. That’s not the end… at some point, maybe immediately if it’s hungry right then - it will pierce the insect or other beast with it’s fangs and suck the juices out of it. That is Life101 for spiders. It’s sick. What kind of god created that? What GOOD can there be in that?
10. Like the spider nearly everything that’s alive needs to eat that which is alive or dead - other living things in order that it might survive itself. The whole life cycle and food chain ideas are the work of a lunatic.
11. Suicide, on of only two escapes from facing life on earth is taboo in nearly all cultures. Must be all cultures, but as soon as I say ‘all’ someone will write in to crucify me. The other one? Sleep. Oops, three. Meditation. Oops four, inebriation.
12. Sweets though we crave them, are bad for us. To be a glutton and eat too much - like we all want to, is bad for our long-term life experience.
13. Sex, though we crave it nearly as much as hunger - but more with the mind, is not as easy as jumping on the opposite sex like animals do. Humans have this crazy thing called consideration for others. So, whatever we crave for ourselves - sex included, puts us at odds with the rest of society.
14. The animals seem to be there to taunt us. They eat what they want. As much as they want. They don’t work. They jump on each other for sex when they feel like it. They have multiple partners. They don’t have in-depth conversations with each other - nothing really seems to matter except food, sex and sleep. Humans are confounded with thousands of minutia that make life a living hell.
15. The entire population of the world is at odds over religion and nationalism, two things that are a direct result of whatever brought us about. These beliefs come from our genetic predisposition to believe what we’re told when we’re younger. We grow up with religion of our parents. We grow up naturally at odds with other countries due to geographical location, culture, looks, skin color. Our minds crave familiarity and alienates us against things unfamiliar by predispositioning us as such.
16. Because nobody has died and returned to life, all of humankind fears death. NOBODY has died and come back, that’s a fact. When I see maggots eating someone’s brain who has clinically died for a week and THEN they come back to life - that is a true death experience… these near death experiences don’t mean anything. The body doesn’t even cool off. Death means pain to us because all we see is the body struggle through immense and incomprehendible pain. We don’t see what’s after that - if anything. If we just knew that there was pizza and beer on the other end - all day, everyday… we’d cope. No fear. Life would have new meaning. Hell of a lot more than it has now.
17. Life doesn’t appear to have meaning to most people except maybe helping others get through their shitty life if you have some extra strength. What else is there? I’ve searched for years to come up with something… the entire purpose of life seems to be just that. Oh, and to live in the moment - not worried about past and future - but that requires some study, some discipline. Most of us just aren’t capable of living in the present moment without fear or concern about past or future. Are we?
18. Men are so driven by sexual and power compulsions that they can forcibly rape children causing grievous pain and heinous trauma.
19. People kill each other regardless what religion they believe in. Often times justifying it with their religion.
20. Even if you’re lucky enough to be born ‘OK’ - without major genetic dysfunction, you could catch any of a thousand different life-threatening diseases, bacteria, or viruses. My half-sister was diagnosed with MS. Thanks god, appreciate it… jackass.
21. The pleasure-pain paradigm. This simple principle guides us through life. It is at odds with everything. We seek to repeat that which is pleasurable and decrease that which is perceived as negative or pain. Why do we need to feel physical and emotional pain? What is the point? No, more specifically, what is the GOOD point of it?
22. God makes people with different possibilities. I cannot believe in faith. Others can. God makes faith in him, and total acceptance of him a prerequisite for attaining life after death, or, heaven. What kind of good god does that?
23. God gives some an addictive personality. They quickly get addicted on things such as caffeine, alcohol, crack, cocaine, Dr. Pepper, gambling, sex - none of which are really any good for us.
24. Man’s curiosity, his thirst for information and to advance knowledge seems to be unstoppable. Natural resources, needed for technological and societal advancement are not distrubuted equally throughout the world - oil for instance. This causes serious problems between nations.
25. We get one chance at something in any situation. We get no chance to rectify it. (Abortions, letting temper flare at someone, saying the wrong thing to someone.)