It’s a Farked Life!

And on the 8th day god said, ‘You’re all FARKED!’

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Entries Tagged as 'animal kingdom'

Kill Monkey? Let Kitten Die? Or…

July 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Update to the monkeys and the kitten drama.
About 5 days ago I saw one kitten from the litter on step 890 in the small cave. There was just one, whereas there were 3 for a while. Was mom taking them one-by-one to a new place? Anyone’s guess. I left it there and climbed to the [...]

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Tags: animal kingdom · dying painfully · god · parenting · rules of the game

Kitten Becomes Monkey Baby (Update to Saga)

July 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Update to kitten on hill with wild monkeys.
For a couple days I haven’t seen the kitten. I figured it met the same fate as it’s sister that was thrown from the trees onto the concrete walkway. I was wrong because tonight I saw the kitten.
The monkeys have taken it and they haven’t killed it yet. [...]

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Tags: animal kingdom · god

Weaver Ants, TERROR on the Mountain Top!

May 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

God made little girls and psychotic sex fiends. If he’s gonna take credit for one - he better take it for the whole mess.
Likewise he’s gotta admit - he made these Weaver ants, which appear to me to be straight from hell. They are an insect’s worse nightmare. As I’ve already shown once, but am [...]

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Tags: animal kingdom · dying painfully · god · rules of the game